Okay...and yes, this is Charlotte. (applause) Oh please, really - stay seated, stay seated! My, I feel so special. :) Anywho, right now at this moment...I'M A MOMMA GRIZZLY!!!!!! You want to know why?! Bradley is gone. It's the plain truth that I'll never figure out. He was here one minute and then gone the next - he never came back....(sniff, sniff, sniff...). Oh!! Not my precious boy.... : ( Anyway, so I'M REALLY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankfully I have a brain to figure out why - I don't know what I'd do without it. He was sold....just like all the others! Yes, there were others. Brownie, Hosea, Patrick, and even COOKIE!!!!! This is just sooooooooo heartbreaking. Bradley and all my friends left me. My poor son, my poor, poor....son.
Okay, now that I got that off my chest (if I even have a chest...hmmmm...I wonder?) - I have big news to announce!! In the midst of all of this heartache and confusion, there is still some happy news. MY MOTHER IS GOING TO KID VERY SOON. If you are new and have no clue who my mother is - I will tell you now. It's Valorie. Yup, no last name. Can't figure out why - just never had one. But back to my topic, the goat mother thinks she's going to have twins!!! I'm going to be a big sister again! WHAHOO! And guess what? She thinks Velvet is going too as well! And I must take a deep breath for this announcement, it's even bigger....................................okay. THE GOAT MOTHER THINKS I'M GOING TO KID SOON TOO!!!!!! More babies for me to take care of - oooooh I'm soo excited! This will help me get through my grief over loosing my only son. Okay, the update is over - I can now go to sleep. :)
