Now yes, I do know what you are most likely thinking at this very moment..."WOW! She's got large ears!". Well if that is what you're thinking, then...maybe they are to you...but to me...THEY ARE GORGEOUS! NO other goat I know has ears like mine, so that's why their sooooo special!
Okay, before I give you a run down, let me give you a brief biography of myself. Trust me, I'll make it snappy.
First, I was born on February 10, 2009 to my mother, Valorie. My father is Pete. When I was little, I loved to jump around like a little dear, and I liked to eat my breakfast, lunch, or dinner from another mother goat, Cassidy, sometimes. She was the mommy of Arthur, a VERY good friend of mine at the time - not so much anymore of course. Anyway, I also loved to climb and play around with my goat mothers and goat father. It was the life! Anyway, as you can tell, I grew up. This past February was my very first birthday - I feel so old! Especially when I had my first baby on April 10, 2010. It was a little boy with very handsome features - he got his looks from me of course! He's a lovely little thing and ALWAYS wants to eat! Now I know how my mother must have felt when I constantly wanted food.
Anway, that's my short little biography - much too condenced, but enough to serve it's purpose at this moment. My goodness, I good tell you THOUSANDS of stories about my life of one year and five months...it's amazing what can happen to you in such a short time.
The update. Well...............................................................................................................oh yeah. Starlene is now beginning to get her womanly features as she is now...oh let's see here...three months old - but trust me, she still has a LONG way to go. Bradley, my sweet little son is now 2 months old. And like I said, he is EXTREMELY handsome. I have no doubt in my mind that HE is the most handsome little goatie fellow I've ever seen! And I am NOT biased, I just have very good opinions. I know you would agree with me the very moment you got a good look at my baby boy.
Anyway, no mother is going to be kidding any time soon. Velvet might kid in a couple months...she just won't tell me. Just the other day I asked her, "Oh Velvet, when are you due?" - and yes, I said it in the sweetest way. And wouldn't you know it? This is what she said, "None of your business." I should have known. She's never liked me in the past, so why did I think she would like me now? Who knows. I was just asking.
Spencer has grown a lot since he has come out here to live with us. My goat mother says he's my little brother, which makes ME his big sister - but somehow I just don't believe her. He would drink out of this weird bottle like thing for a really long time - which is just not the way you eat. Even my mother told me once, "Who is that odd fellow? And what is that thing he keeps eating out of?". Now.....if he really was my little brother, than we would both have the same mommy...but as far as I know - she has no idea who he even is! Of course, by now he fits in pretty well. He does get a lot of attention from that goat mother of ours.
The last piece of information from my fellow goaties is this. Our goat mothers and goat fathers were planning on selling Gennavieve, Annaliese, Cocoa, Hosea, Brownie, Starlene, and maybe Cookie. But as you can see...that hasn't happened yet, or I would have told you in the first sentence of this discussion. I can't tell you the reason, because I don't know it myself. All I can say is that all of the goats of which I listed are THANKFUL!!!! I'm really glad they weren't going to sell me - I would put up a fight they would remember! But don't tell them that of course, we don't want to give them any ideas you know.
So this concludes my ever to short discussion of the latest "goings-on" at my lovely farm of which all nineteen of us reside with pride and loyalty.
THANK YOU.
Oh yes, and always remember this...."Charlotte IS beautiful." (me of course!)
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